Rat Tales from Aso Dorks 🐀 - SEGA L’éveilleur @segalink

Image Courtesy; Google Report reaching me suggests that a village of Rats that probably voted in the last election in Kano may have fou...


Image Courtesy; Google
Report reaching me suggests that a village of Rats that probably voted in the last election in Kano may have found their way into the “Trapezium Office” of ASO Villa. The Presidential office was reportedly besieged by a plethora of Rats bearing “Occupy Signs” while eating away at luxurious furniture in the President’s office.

Their demands as at the time of filing this report is still unknown. But speculators opine that it may not be far fetched from the extension of the #ResumeOrResign protest which may have entered the second stage of #PerformOrResign. The Rodent community are not insulated from the economic hardship it would seem as they made their grievances known.

The Presidency, however have a lot to answer for, especially with their budgetary allocation of N2M for fumigation as well as the whereabouts of the villa staffers while this devastation was ongoing.

It was projected earlier one by a certain political analyst who wouldn’t want to be named for now, that the President is yet to recover fully and his return can only be to defuse the constitutional requirement implications, having stayed in the U.K. on medical sojourn for over 100Days. He went further to specifically state that the President can only resume to work from home, while news of recoveries of loots, forfeitures and Dieziani name dropping will keep Nigerians busy, before the President decides to leave again for yet another check up in U.K. probably for more than 100Days again.

His predictions were spot on, as it has followed the sequence with news reports of the President working from home, having been ostracized by rat infestation. Also we are hearing reports of plans for the President to return for check up soon. Finally, it is raining dollars again and reports filed minutes ago made public the some alleged forfeitures from Dieziani.

Is this administration that predictable or Nostradamus has reincarnated?

Only time can tell.

- SEGA L’éveilleur 2017

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